Vault 97 Episode 1: Welcome to West Vault Radio

Well, I’ve finally found out what the mysterious phone line socket in the third floor basement lavatory does!

I am sure you are already huge fans of me, Susan, number one disc jockey at West Vault Radio. So you don’t need to be told what my archived recordings contain however, just in case you aren’t here is the rundown;




Toaster Maintenance


And so much more!

So sit back, grab a nice cup of tea and enjoy spending your evening with me, Susan.

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Technical Difficulties

Due to gremlins in the system our current archived recording halts at 8 minutes.  Please bear with us while I threaten to scrap the robots until they fix it.

We here at West Vault Radio are well versed in the art of perseverance, be assured we will keep trying until we get it right!

“Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential.”
― Winston S. Churchill