Guess who’s back? Back again? Susan’s back tell… anyone who is still alive in this post apocalyptic hell hole…
Due to robotic incompetence Susan was kept away from us for far too long. However, she is now back and ready to continue her mission to provide the wasteland with the greatest radio ever known (and failing that any sort of radio that is not The Mermaids Fancy Ball on repeat).
This episode Susan finds out what Mr W gets up to when unsupervised and we are introduced to a classic show from days of vault old!
So settle down, stop the rioting and relax to the smooth sounds of West Vault Radio.
‘When your worlds in the pits, let the Brits bring the hits!’
Welcome to West Vault Radio 
Been waiting for this, Missed ya guys
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Missed you too, devoted listener.
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Hey, came for the mod, stayed for the cast. Loving it. I have a music request, not sure if this is in the archives but I’m pretty sure it’s public domain.
I would love to here the Mr Wigglesworth Orchestra butch…er…I mean play Liberty Bell, AKA the Monty Python theme.
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We will do our best, I have to say Mr W and his orchestra are getting better! Thanks for listening.
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Thank Atom you’re alive. All us followers living in the runoff from your leaking reactor just love Vault Beats! By the way, you’re reactor has been leaking faster lately. Perhaps you’ll come out one day and join the Children of Atom. I’m sure you’re positively glowing.
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*your reactor…
We’re not well educated in the wasteland.
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Thankyou for listening sister, keep your religiously irradiated earlobes open for more Vault Beats! While I will check the reactor, are you completely sure it’s from our Vault? I hear there’s another Vault 97 out there…somewhere.
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I certainly hope it’s your reactor. I shudder to think I’m getting the radioactive toxins of some knockoff Vault 97.
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Glad you are benefitting from the run off, although I’m not entirely sure bathing in radiation is healthy, one hears it can lead to insanity, I’m sure you don’t want that!
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I’ve been listening to your broadcast from my humble post apocalyptic Chem lab, and ive heard you’ve lost 3 toes Susan…
I believe i might have a solution for this…particular predicament
Take 3 spoons of the nearest radioactive isotope every day for 3 weeks, You’ll surely be able to grow them back in ways that would make any ghoul blush.
Side effects might include:
Horrible and slow Death.
Glow in the dark finger nails
Unintended Limb Growth
Hope to hear the results soon.
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Funnily enough they’ve grown back, I’m fairly certain it’s the synthicow
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Oh good now my merry band and I can call off the raid we were planning on Vault 97 to make sure Susan and the bots didn’t meet some tragic end…or Susan meeting a tragic end at the hand of the bots.
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I didn’t realize you guys were back! Love ya!
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